Maybe it's coz it's late and I am home alone but I am very amused by your comment! Pillow lips ha!

Aha my friend and I got so into Secret Circle the acting is terrible and the cast from child to grandmother only seem to be a few years apart- also why did no one question the weirdness of the parental circle all having kids at exactly the same time. But still we loved it!

Oooh! She sounds lovely! No wonder he wants to marry her...

Her goal was to be a size 10?! Boy this is old...

I reckon you could potentially come in for quite a lot of abuse doing that- they might even brand you a Jezebel!!

A pony would have made more sense one of those teeny weeny toddler sized ones I'm sure they are also very expensive :)

Also it says American Apparel Juniors but that can't mean children right? Coz that would just be weird...

Well how about a whole bunch of ladies go visit these nice gentlemen in there homes, offices and (if possible) expensive cars sans sanitary product and then they can tell us whether or not it's a luxury product?

He should have got one circumcised so he could be both! Then if someone had a preference he could be all 'well sir/madam you're in luck!'

My Dad is an artist and he used to doodle on my sick note envelopes, I was the only kid who's sick notes were pinned to the wall!

It's possible that he didn't so much hate his wife as just couldn't bare to be parted from his child... But I guess the reason is pretty irrelevant, he clearly needed help and shouldn't have been allowed to have the child in his care.

I noticed her too! I think she might actually have just had short shorts on...

Unfortunate that she didn't also have a thesaurus stored up there, it would have made the books slightly more bearable!

The Royal Mile in Edinburgh is also called the high street, but it doesn't have any high street shops on it just ones selling tourist tat.

I should not have watched this I miss my rats!!

Yes rats are the best pets ever! I watched this video thinking why did I never train my rats to decorate a Christmas tree? I love to bore friends and strangers with tales of hilarious things the rats did :)

Yes I just looked at this and thought what? But she is a tiny baby, why is she walking?

Ahahaha to be fair I can see why your nephew would be a little uncomfortable round the dog after that!

That's what I was thinking inducing labour a month premature and suffocating the baby isn't abortion it's very much murder.

Don't be embarrassed, if you have been in a bad relationship and then read a description of it its natural to look past the pic of the dog & just start screaming 'Run! Run for the hills!'