**(should have posted this on Jalopnik)

Unfortunately for Mr. Jones, when he announced that he was finally going to take the big leap, the US looked the other way while China shot him in the head.

Without the NFL, me Austin Collie no boinky ouch sad - feel sad room spin Austin SIT! sad

Interestingly enough, Mel needed to get a new pair of golfing socks because he got a hole in the fence around his yard, and the darn neighbor's dog stole one off the line while it was drying.

I have to admit: the guy knows how to keep the strokes to a minimum.

i love you so much.

The Olympic athletes just can't be in uniform while they appear in any commercials for foreign products. That's all covered in the Uniform Commercial Code.

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

+1

This is great. Well done, Timmy.

With all your knowledge and know how, I'm surprised the defense hasn't tried to hire your stupid ass yet.

I decided to hit up Micah

For those of you that are fans of fires there's a fun one at Daytona now.

Please. Every true Floridian knows the only way to truly dress up jorts is to get them in black.

Sorry, but I can't get past you wearing jorts. But, I should have known.

FloriDUAN

Very nice.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I'd love to, but the prize was running the Denver Broncos. So it's going to be a rough year.

While we're all puckering freely..