Or come on Anonymous, do one of those things you do that make people kind of like you for a minute.

Nope, no threat of bodily harm, the truck guys can easily retreat, no way a self defense plea would stand up in court. Even in a stand your ground state drawing down on unarmed people and using your weapon to win an argument makes you the bad guy.

Without speculating to deeply, this kid is from Columbia, MD, a well-to-do suburb of Baltimore and DC. Affluenza season may soon be upon us.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Ask for your money back.

It is generally agreed that the ethos of keeping salary information secret in any business is primarily for the benefit of the employers to the detriment if the employees.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

#blackcoffeematters

No joke here, but it would be incredible if this entire thing fell apart over a response in an AMA.

Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!!

Like my husband always says: Libertarianism is like hand jobs. You’re supposed to grow out of it by the time you’re 25.

You mean he’s pro-empowering child laborers to live their best life.

There’s more! Apparently, the founder of the company is also vocally pro-child labor.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

You didn’t win in 1812.