Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!!

Like my husband always says: Libertarianism is like hand jobs. You’re supposed to grow out of it by the time you’re 25.

You mean he’s pro-empowering child laborers to live their best life.

There’s more! Apparently, the founder of the company is also vocally pro-child labor.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

You didn’t win in 1812.

“I don’t see what the big deal is.”

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

It's about ethics in felines.

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

He thinks this list is messed up? Obviously, he's unfamiliar with Marchman's cereal rankings.

By popping off, the owner invited Washington magazine to go into great detail why the restaurant had fallen, which the magazine took advantage of. Awesome.

oh, shut the hell up.

Christ, what an asshole.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

It's so cool that you decided to go ahead and define what sexism is for the uneducated peasantry. And that you claim to have all the pertinent facts and patterns in both these situations, something only law enforcement and legal authorities would claim to have.

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

Fair point, paleskin.