It’s gonna be a movie trilogy.

All I’m getting from this is that Louis CK is as unfunny as I always thought he was. When you have no actually funny stuff, all you really have left is being an asshole and hoping other assholes come to watch.

I like how Jennifer Aniston’s PR team didn’t say anything and Schwimmer’s had their day in the sun. That must have been so exciting for his PR team!

I believe none of this Bennifer 2.0 hogwash. J. Lo’s plot in the tabloids has always been that she is irresistable even though she’s old and she always has to be the object of someone’s desire. I can’t believe she got Affleck to go along with this, but I suppose he could use an ego boost since that other young lady,…

And then coerced her into marrying him (her rapist) and give birth. That child lost his mother when he was, what, four years old? And now his father is blaming him for his “life choices”? Jesus Christ, I hope that kid has health insurance and an excellent therapist & found family.

In Bouchard’s versoin, everything is Juliet’s fault so of course she should pay the price. Romeo is a decent guy who shouldn’t suffer any consequences.

And the shit he says about his son…that poor guy. They’re estranged bc he doesn’t agree with his life choices or something to the effect?! Good god. I mean I guess having sex with a 13 year old would be worse than what this asshole, running for Liz Cheney’s seat, has done but I suspect it’s nothing as clearly…

At least in the play Romeo offed himself instead of running for Senate.

It makes the whole Romeo & Juliet comment  that much more appalling 

The GOP has a sizable pro-rape constituency, so this could give his campaign a boost.

There’s a word for this scenario, what is it? It’s escaping me...

Malik’s been very open about his youth being very painful and isolating. It’s perfectly reasonable for a person not wanting to see photographs plastered all over the internet that may remind them of a traumatic time in their life. There was no reason for Bilson to turn this into a “funny story” aside from her own…

exactly. 

Bilson: [posts pre-fame picture of Malek]

Mitchy hates her?

Indeed. She is the real deal and they hate her for it.

Yep. I’m yellow-dogging anybody they throw their little shit fits about.

I don’t need to know anything else about Vanita Gupta other than Mitch McConnell and the GOP hate her.  That’s qualification enough for whatever post she was nominated to, in my book.  

At my house two lines that get thrown around frequently.

An unmarried man has suddenly adopted another grown man, who he now lives with.  I can’t imagine what all the controversy is all about.