Haha when my kids ask me to sell their shit for them at work I laugh in their faces and am all like Fuck no! And when my colleagues ask me to buy their kid’s shit, whether by confronting me directly or passive-aggressively leaving the order form on the break room table, the answer is the same. Fuck no.

Can confirm about peacocks. I knew one who used to shit on my co-workers car daily, because he screamed at it once. That peacock was a real asshole. Also, wanted to star your comment, put it’s at 666 stars and I don’t want to ruin that.

Totally agree about Judd Apatow. He always spots off. I get where he is coming from, but he comes off obnoxious and sanctimonious. I certainly hope he has no skeletons, for he will look a fool if they are ever exposed. Yada yada, glass houses.

Low, High and Burn Down Your House?

My husband wasn’t allowed to see Footloose in 1985. He was 12 years old at the time. No reason given, but his mother is ridiculously religious, and he suspects the pastor told her it was rebellious against The Church. That same year, over at my house (we did not know each other then), I was 10 years old and my older…

This show. Goddammit I used to love it, but I am afraid I may be done. Like Jack and Rebecca would really still be using a crockpot in 1997 that was given to them in 1980. Plus, I thought I heard the guy tell them it was already 14 years old when he gave it to them in 1980. No fucking way, they would have bought a new…

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so after all that, no Michelle Williams? I didn’t see the movie, but it seems like bad form to nominate Plummer but not Williams. I guess I should be glad that Mark Wahlburg didn’t sneak in there. The actress categories seem extra competitive this year, no?

Giving it an Oscar nom is a bit much, but I will put out there that I thought that movie was going to be a hell of a lot worse than it actually was. Coco should win this though.

This really is the logical conclusion to the Trump presidency. Who knew it would be Omarosa who brings him down?

Yes. I have a 12 year old girl, and she is fucking fierce when the chips are down. It’s a common trait in pre-teens. I try my best not to cross her with unimportant battles, because she really digs her heels in.

I would actually think quite highly of them naming their daughter Donda after Kanye’s mom. I might actually think they are humans, with human emotions. But most likely they won’t do that.

That is the laugh of a broad who no longer suffers fools and is out of fucks to give. I salute her.

This will be a very good opportunity for her. Aaron Rodgers is worshipped as a god in all of Wisconsin, and has the public persona of a very good human who is always giving money to charity and helping children in need. He is also super awesome at football, and that is fun to watch. She will have no trouble getting…

And furthermore. Maybe the committee that decides which athlete goes to the Olympics are upset with her and want to dump her. Would they not have a valid reason if she is always bitching about her scores and saying “bullshit” and acting like a poor sport on international television? Why is she so special she can do…

Mental abuse?

Yes! I remember this and didn’t she say “that’s bullshit!” to her coach? Stay classy Ashley!

I seem to remember that she got all pissy with her scores at the Olympics in 2014 too. I vividly remember the camera panning to her face getting her scores and she and her coach were all shocked and she mouthed “that’s bullshit!” Which I loved on a personal level, but thought was pretty tacky at such a prestigious…

I had a similar revelation on an airplane today! I was sitting next to some mid-50s ish guy who kept smiling and nodding. That’s fine, I gave him a polite smile and nod back like I would to anyone. As the flight went on, I was watching “Spotlight” on the back of the seat. I paused it to take a trip to the ladies, and…

She just added another show in Minneapolis— is she only popular there? Or is this a media ploy to convince people she is still so popular?