I am assuming she is more than fine. In addition to being alive in real life, she probably received a big fat check to not be mad about getting kicked off, and she gets to be off of this presumably below-average television program and seek better work more suited to her talents. With a resume like Parks and Rec and…

I know nothing of this show, but why could Leah Remini not have just been hired as the wacky aunt, sparing the life of this Donna?

Valerie Harper played the mom. In fact, the whole show started as a vehicle for her, because she was sitcom royalty at the time. Josh Taylor, who was at peak hotness, left playing Roman on Days of Our Lives to be on this. It was his big break! And dreamy Jason Bateman. I love him. I watched the hell out of this show.…

I get it, burning bridges and such. I think we all have the fantasy of a scorched-earth exit interview, but in reality, work culture is passive-aggressive and its best to just leave and not say anything.

Tom Brady is a fucking pussy. My baby’s pediatrician told me to make her bottles with tap water, the reason being, and I am paraphrasing here, that bottled water is for pussies. In conclusion, my baby is a lot tougher than Tom Brady.

Good for you! Will you have a chance in your exit interview to tell your former company that you are leaving because your former co-workers are horrifying racists?

So, they text each other even when one of them dies. Do they know that that thing they text on is also a phone?

For proof of this, I offer up Adrian Peterson. Child abusing cheating on his wife 7 kids by different strippers spread out over the nation gets McDonald’s employee fired by insisting they open up bathroom for him at 3 am caught going 100 miles per hour in the suburbs and of course the camel photos. I can’t explain why…

pro tip- peel them first before freezing. Also great for smoothies.

So much plastic surgery in this! Katharine McPhee has gotten pretty lazy with her golddigging, he is gross and unpleasant.

My family has similar stories about Aaron Rodgers— without going into detail, he has done some absolutely amazing acts of kindness for random people in Green Bay, and probably other places too, and his only request is to receive no publicity. I would hope that is how I would spend my wealth, if I had any.

I was trying to recall the Farrah Fawcett story—it was the first time I heard she was a bit of an asshole. It seems like every other year she makes waves for something similar. So, these stories are not one-offs. I believe she got into some instagram trouble over her cancelled Mexican vacation recently too. All that…

That was only like 6 months ago, and I totally believe it.

She is John McCain’s daughter. Though I had to think hard as to whether she was his wife, or daughter. I also thought “Jedediah Bila” was a joke name. I have not seen this show since Elisabeth Hasselbutt was spewing nonsense, though I distinctly remember her calling Donald Trump “obnoxious”.

I have loved Anika Noni Rose since she was Princess Tiana in “The Princess and the Frog”. My daughter was obsessed with the Disney princess movies, and That one was worth watching over and over again, unlike some of the others. I teared up at how kind and gentle she was with Ms. Tyson. And then I teared up again at…

Just leave 5 minutes earlier and skip lunch!

This is very true, and gets overlooked. It kills me that almost none of the thousands of dollars I gave to the daycare over 10 years went to the wonderful people that took care of my child. At one point there were 13 kids of teachers enrolled in the school, and when those kids turn five and get into public…

I once came within minutes of missing dropoff of a very important Fed Ex overnight package because my kid refused to get in the car so I could drive it over to the place. The one and only time she pulled that shit. They just kind of know when you are stressed out and out of options, then choose that time to be a dick.…

same

I used to do this. I had my daughter home on Monday and Tuesday, and had her in daycare W-F. It was still very expensive, we only saved about $40 per week, because daycare for young children is not charged using a straight money per hour model. My Mondays and Tuesdays were not productive. I ended up doing most of my…