I don’t have a horse in this race, but I think I would rather be a back-up dancer to Katy Perry than Taylor Swift. Her music is much m0re danceable, and I’ll bet the tour is more fun. In the olden days, these kinds of feuds were kept private because people didn’t want to look like petty dillholes. Now, petty dillhole…

Sigh. You are giving me PTSD, as I live in a state that was once governed by Jesse Ventura. So then, when the Rock is elected, I will have been lead by three members of the WWE hall of fame.

Look. The Rock seems like a nice person. But goddammit. He should not run for president. Presidents should have years and years of education and experience. Why does everyone think they can do it. Look at Trump and how he is failing. That does not mean someone with even less experience than Trump can do it. Come on.…

I agree. Holly Hunter is a great actress and she was really good in the TV movie, and she was still popular at the time, maybe not Emma Stone level of popularity, but also an Oscar winner and serious actress. She even looked like an athlete, her arms were super pumped. And I believe it was meant to be a feature film…

This movie was already made, as a TV movie, with Holly Hunter playing the role. Did I dream that? 

This harkens back to a time I watched Kristin Chenoweth on Martha Stewart’s old show. She was so fucking flakey and obnoxious, but Martha handled it like a boss and told her to shut up and pay attention. They were making some kind of pink grapefruit sandwich cookies. Chenoweth kept repeating over and over “My mom is…

Agree about Desperately Seeking Susan, and I will also say she did not kill A League of Their Own. But I think Patti LuPone is correct, and I’ll bet Madonna deep down knows it’s true too.

I forgot about that! What the hell!

Wait-- is that the same dumbass Mark Sanford that said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail or some shit when really he was just cheating on his wife with his Argentinian lover? Former governor or something? People are still electing that shitbag to office?

Maybe, but a lot of us are going to die before the next election, that is probably what they are counting on.

As a cancer survivor, I always thought I would not wish that disease on my worst enemy. I have changed my mind. I hope each and every one of these fuckers gets cancer, and I hope they go bankrupt treating it, and then I hope they die anyway.

This Mike Enziperson sounds like a real piece of shit. Thank you for the rest of the post, I plan to use it the next time I have to face my ridiculous Trumpthumping brother in law at the dinner table. He’s a piece of shit too.

Are those stickers you put on your nails still a thing? Jamberries? I had a friend in that cult, and she has recently moved on to the tacky unflattering leggings that she thinks are very flattering and cool. I pretty much quit facebook due to the mompreneurs and their stalking- can you respond to my party, even though…

I have a friend that moved to L.A. the same time Seacrest did, like so many 20 somethings do. She says he was ambitious a. f. from day one and worked the entertainment biz HARD. I’m not necessarily a fan, but I agree that dude has has capitalized on his very limited talent in an astonishing fashion.

And Danny Thomas!

You just tripped a memory for me. I forgot I even watched this show, but I now remember that Ellen dated a guy who was super into jazz, so she read all the books she could about jazz. She wore a sequined beret to their date, which she thought would be a jazz club, but the guy took her to the opera instead. So she…

I also remember the episode after this one. Ellen decided to gather her friends and tell them. She did, and they acted surprised, and then she left the room and they were all like “OBVIOUSLY FINALLY SHE CAME OUT” My best friend’s sister was gay and closeted during all of this. We all knew, but she insisted on…

I saw that. Better still is the South Park parody, where it was Satan’s birthday and he wanted a Lamborghini cake and Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy were tasked with getting him one.

My absolute favorite was Eazy-E’s daughter. Good Lord that kid was a terrible teenager. So rude the stylist walked out. I actually bought that episode to watch on my iPod when I was going on a plane trip.

I saw the photo accompanying this story on the home page, and said to myself “Is that Kim”? I wasn’t sure, because all of the sisters are morphing into an amalgam of Kardashian-bot. They no longer have distinguishing characteristics which make them seem like separate entities. Was this the end game all along?