Plus, the shortage is exacerbated because so many of them are blind.

The Thunder without Russ go from a playoff team to like...30 wins. It’s frankly fucking astounding that so many people don’t understand what “most valuable” means.

“but because the Bulls are run by incompetent doofuses and the team’s chemistry is acidic enough to burn through the hull of an ocean liner.”

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

GLORIA: I know money’s been kind of tight, but this Escalade was just a gift from Matt and I don’t care that much about it. Maybe we should flip it?

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

Suprised that Ramos didn’t collapse and roll around in pain in order to get them both sent off.

I can’t stand Lavar Ball but this may be the greatest insult I’ve ever seen regarding this sellout: “Jason Whitlock can’t comment on anything but snacks.”

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

Are you serious? Iguodala could’ve fouled out by halftime and only got called for two fouls.

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

He’s not as good as he once was, but he’s as good once as he ever was. The problem is that neither he nor any other team knows when that once actually is.

“That’s legitimately foolish” - The man who left Boston to live in LA and would never return.

Part of me would rather live in a universe where the Celtics beat the Cavs without Isaiah Thomas just to hear the hot takes that would come out of Boston.

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

By superteams, you mean only Golden State right? No way the Cavs are a superteam. They just happen to have Lebron.

Hinkie fans are through the looking glass now. All they know is losing so that’s their measure of success. Draft picks are good but productive, winning players are better.

Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…