No. No guy named Len Bias has ever played in the NBA.

I’m a Maryland grad and I’m especially ashamed to be one today. The past day of responses from Maryland die hards on stuff like the SB Nation Maryland site and stuff has been downright embarrassing. You’d think Durkin was a coach who’d actually won anything. People are shouting down anyone who’s even like “uhhh don’t…

I know we say this every year, but this has to be the year they blow it all up, right? (Assuming they don't suddenly start winning games.) They can almost certainly find takers for Beal, but is there a market for John Wall on a super max and Porter on a max? I guess Porter would be a good third banana on a truly great…

Ah okay, I see what’s going on here. Have a good one.

Gone are the days of handchecking and every kind of defense except man-to-man being illegal. I long for bygone days where 7 foot tall white guys with no discernible skills roamed the NBA and just sort of stood near the hoop.

Westbrook, since you asked

I love all this gloating over a team that has yet to win jackshit. Why don’t you wait until you guys get a title before you start going crazy? Sixers fans make me dislike an otherwise likable team.

There’s a 0 percent chance Kenyon Martin blocked Porzingis this year, given that Martin’s last appearance in the NBA came before Porzingis was drafted.

Ah man I really had no idea you were a troll until you got to this point. It was a good show until then though

“White Sox Attempt to Lure Fans Using Cheap Cased Meat”

GLORIA: I know money’s been kind of tight, but this Escalade was just a gift from Matt and I don’t care that much about it. Maybe we should flip it?

I went looking for number 2, saw one that said “Brazilian reporter gets shocked,” but it turns out he was just shocked by watching someone get shot on live TV. Got more than I bargained for

“You know what I like.”

Pero Antic AND Luigi Datome? This article doubles as a “let’s remember some guys” post.

I really don’t see a good solution to this problem. I agree with everything you say up to the point where you say the NBA needs to return to the age of retaliatory violence from the 80s— one because that just seems like an obvious regression for the sport, and two because I don’t think getting punched is gonna change…

I mean, look, Oubre deserves to get ejected and suspended. What he did is not fine. But Kelly Olynyk is a dangerous goon who is constantly doing stuff within “the context of a basketball play” that could injure someone seriously, perhaps intentionally, perhaps not. Guys like him never seem to face any punishment for…

Saric is actually not butt. He could be a useful rotational guy for years to come— probably like a slightly better Ersan Ilyasova. Gordon is a great dunker who is pretty butt.

I’ve been watching the Wizards a lot lately and, while Wall is fantastic, he slacks on D pretty often, especially during the mini-skid they had recently. I think Lebron’s a little more consistent.

Ah yes, Billy Haisley, the man who has written many things praising Lil B, is here to tell us that hip hop is dead

“It’s not up to me to prove your argument. Or my own argument, which I made no attempt to prove.”