How good do you think you have to be doing at pick-up basketball to yell at your teammates? I had a guy yell at me this week for missing a rebound and he was shooting 0-20 or something crazy. Those guys can fuck off, right?

“I think coach was really trying to show us that, if we try really hard, we can also punch a kangaroo.” - Eli Manning

Also worth noting: last night, Ian Clark was also Steph Curry again.

Todd McCullough (now a pinball player

This movie was fine, but it kept trying to push emotional resonance with characters we just met on us. We meet Black Panther’s father, who immediately dies, and this is supposed to hit hard. It doesn’t; we don’t fucking know the guy. No one even a little important dies, and after that fight midway through, it becomes…

“How about, instead of Kevin Durant, I give you Luke Ridnour, Dorell Wright, AND Carlos Boozer?” - Ernie Grunfeld

Nah, he just really hates the Barenaked Ladies.

Papa John’s: Sure, we can do a Redskins pizza, but it has to be for carry-out only.

I have to disagree. I believe The Police are good.

Hey! The Police are actually good! I don’t care for Sting’s solo stuff, but c’mon! The Police are good.

I dunno how this is gonna go, because I don’t think a lot of people who believe conspiracy theories recognize the wildness of their theories. There’s a level of self-awareness that’s not there.

“I would almost challenge them to like be like ‘You know what, get a 15-yarder in the first half. Or a 10-yarder. Really, just any kind of completion would be good, Peyton.”

@AdamSchefter: League sources tell me Dominos “probable” to lead to good New Years Eve

“Wow, that game log is hilarious! I can’t even understand what’s going on there.” - Matt Schaub

I got Bumble a couple of months ago and almost every girl on it in my area was just very, very attractive. I felt like I had found the secret attractive people’s app and was crashing their party, so I deleted it

I played modern college quizbowl for 4 years as the 4th player on a B team putting up maybe 20 points per game (two tossups). Quizbowl is hard. It's ass-hard. It is a very, very hard thing.

"To be frank, I intend to use this money to buy 40 shitty dinners." - Joe Forte

Another pissed off UMD fan, I take it? I'm with you. We got shafted.

I went to University of Maryland, and the courts at the rec center always provided a hilarious mix of talent— on any given night, you could find former Division III players and 5' tall Chinese guys who were only vaguely familiar with the idea of basketball playing in the same place. Generally, the courts…

Report: Chris Conte "confused and uncomfortable" over Cutler benching, where he is, what day it is, bright light