What would happen if the 76ers held open tryouts and signed some dude off the street? Would it be good PR? Bad PR? I think it's be kinda cool but I could see ESPN savaging them over it. If the seasons a lost cause, why not do fun shit with it?

"fuck your dad go back to canada" coincidentally was also a tweet directed at Malia Obama when she signed up for Twitter

Come on, Sam, it's too late to distract us from that article.

Belichick: Listen, I'm in this fantasy weather league and I need to know: is it going to rain tomorrow?
Meteorologist: Rain is listed as... probable.
Belichick: YOU BASTARD

Really disappointed not to hear "TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN" on this commentary.

I have to admit I was one of his disappointed fans. I followed @TotallyManu but didn't see any tweets about thinning hairlines or bulbous noses anywhere.

"You know, we have so much in common. You were in Heat, and I keep losing to the fucking Heat."

Thanks to the new MLB replay system, the game was delayed for two hours as umpires tried to determine if the pitch was a strike.

"All of these dunks were very impressive, but we declare Blake Griffin the real winner of the contest." - The NBA

"Combines Rugby with Bare-Knuckle Fighting?" What's the Rugby I've been watching, then?

"You know, I'm thrilled to be hanging out with the Just Salad crew today. You guys have really treated me as one of your own, and I can't help but feel like, now, I'm part of the Just Salad team. Would you guys say on I'm the Just Salad team? Please say I'm part of a team again."

"Look, I'm not saying that 2 games is too long a punishment, but how long did Ray Rice knock her out for? A minute, maybe 2? That's how much time he should be out. Let the punishment fit the crime." - Stephen A. Smith

"Cyclists just have a more enlightened attitude about this sort of thing than other sports do. We consider fans on the course as just natural obstacles to be avoided and ignored, the same way we treat street lane markings and stoplights."

A copy of Uggla's contract.

"I don't know how you're going to survive the mobs when you come back home."

ha ha yeah and that fucking "Jurgen Klinsmann" guy, why doesn't he believe in the US team either

It's so cool that the current members of Weezer came out and helped them at the end.

"I'd buy that for ten dollars!"

Easy answer to what?

I think OJ would have gotten rid of your signed OJ jersey for you, with the help of some friends.