"Johnny Manziel texts coach 'come get me'."

Sash tried hiding behind a tree, though police spotted him.

Not that impressive. Most of those bats only bounced maybe an Inchon Landing.

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.

That's what we call hitting for the dadcicle. - Ted Williams Jr. on his father's career

In related news, someone broke into the car Lavoy Allen is living in.

CarMax has moved its sponsorship over to the Utah Jazz after being told that they "work really great for having 100000 miles" and "are owned by a little old lady who only has them play on Sundays."

Next topics of discussion after "Should the Knicks Be Mad They Didn't Make the Playoffs?":

Roy Hibbert, who has scored 18 points and grabbed 14 rebounds in three games, moving up and down the court like an Ent in shorts.

I don't know, Hip Show becomes less enjoyable when you find out all the competitors are Russian journalists being forced to fight to the death.

You're great because you even manage to get outraged over people who are outraged about the things you're outraged about.

@DonovanJMcNabb How do I look in my mugshot? What do you think?

This is a refreshing change from baseball fans who catch home run balls and drop the baby.

Stark: And he's done it! Hank Aaron has broken Babe Ruth's home run record!
ESPN Commenters: omg jayson you're there? warn somebody about 9/11

The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

ha ha ha because rape

"Not everyone forgot the meaning of loyalty."

The frustrated Henderson then made 12 more unsuccessful, contested attempts at being helped up the referee.

I wish I had a dad dunk. - LeBron James

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