The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

It’s entirely impossible at this point to tell Process satire from true Process support, but I’m promoting this just to highlight

“I would have no joy at all being a Celtics fan this year knowing my team cant win a title and is just pretty good.”

Make that play on a playground and you’ll get a punch in the mouth. Make it in high school and you’ll get a whistle and a warning, with an ejection if you keep it up. Make it in college and you’ll get a whistle and a lecture from your coach, Duke excluded.

“more than half of us”

We’d probably elect Mark Jackson.

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).

The point is that no one has a skill set quite like his — certainly not those middling dudes you somehow compared him to with a straight tface — and if you watched some games you would know that. Obviously they would win without him, but 73 games last year (pre-Durant)? Hell fucking no. So yes, I am talking about…

We don’t but I’ma let you do you.

This is demonstrably false as this is one of those rare teams whose best player is not it’s leader. You take Draymond out of this squad and you lose a lot of leadership. This is a terrible take.

Not only is he an incredible defender (on a team whose strength is arguably its defense), but his defensive versatility is absolutely essential to what they do. It is no exaggeration to say that without him — ie, without a guy who can lead the defense, enable the switching scheme on which their entire defense is…

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

I rue the day they will bring done!

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules…

Pretty sure if Oubre’s punishment seems outsized, it’ll have something to do with him getting into the ref’s space to lay Olynyk out. The ref sees Oubre coming before Olynyk does, and is putting his arm out to get between them when Oubre just goes over the top of his head to shove Olynyk.

I don’t believe for a second that Oubre knocked Olynyk on his back. Olynyk has mastered that fall, he could do it if a 4-year old hit him with a jumprope, and he did it to exaggerate the contact. Kelly Oubre Jr isn’t knocking Kelly Olynyk on his back without a lot more intent and momentum than he had last night.…

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

If you looked up “stupid take” on Google, and then clicked Images, a screenshot of your comment here would be there.