Theres no reason to listen to any other 90s band with horns except Bosstones and Fishbone.

Would you kill them with a knife? Would you kill them with a gun?

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

It’s like these idiots don’t understand basic economics! Here’s a little tip, you fucking morons. A supply and demand crash course—are you ready for it? Instead of trying to sell Steph Curry signature sneakers, a product no one needs or wants—maybe try selling a product EVERYONE needs and wants. It’s called the free…

There’s a shot clock, it’s not like a team can pass the ball around endlessly waiting for a perfect shot. When Westbrook takes a contested jumper with six seconds on the shot clock, the likelihood of him finding Steven Adams or Enes Kanter (both have a higher TS% than Russ) for an easier dunk or layup is very low.…

Haha, you referenced a couple of stats that are deeply biased towards centers as measures of who is the better basketball player and you still don’t see that? You could not have picked more biased measures of talent and importance if you tried. He’s better at rebounding and efficient scoring! His scoring is efficient…

Those metrics you use overvalue big men, especially defensive-minded big men. True shooting favors scorers who can finish plays efficiently (like DeAndre Jordan and Rudy Gobert or shooters like Kyle Korver) over players who can create offense out of nothing. While players like Carmelo and Russ may overdo it sometimes,…

Yeah, let’s use stats that favor a big man to show that a center is better than a point guard! Howard is playing well this series, but if you think he’s still one of the very best players in the NBA, you are delusional and deserve to be laughed at. He’s not even one of the best centers in the league and the NBA has a…

Omg they all have pancreatic cancer?

Here’s a fact: big men who play through broken toes and feet wind up fucking themselves up more. Ask Bill Walton and Kevin McHale. Here’s another fact: the universe of people who care about whether your girlfriend’s act of toughness potentially impaired the future health of her feet is a lot smaller than the universe…

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

“why would a police department be influenced by a football program?”

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Saw this parked outside Nationals Stadium a couple years ago. Thought “Well that’s a weird name for a taxi company.”

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

He might be the MVP, but he’d have been hero if he took a chance and got his bonus AND his 69th 3 of the season.

Nope. Everyone likes Pop. He’s about as universally beloved as someone as successful as he is can get. The man is self aware, erudite on the issues of the day and fucking great at his job both as a hardened winner but also a according to his plays as a creator of a nurturing environment for both young and old.

Whats…