I agree. His bounty thing makes me think this reaction to a co-worker being murdered is soooooo disingenuous.

Black Mamba Blocked After Bleak Mambo

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

“Hey, great win out there.”

With the second pick in the 2016 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select, Blue Pool Noodle from that video from the Internet.

I’ve been saying for years that the rule needs to change. You can’t totally get rid of the block/charge, but the rule should be that whoever creates the contact should be charged with the foul. In most cases it won’t change much, but the play where a defender just inserts himself into the way of a driving offensive…

It would be a tapestry of umbilical contortions to lose Emmitt.

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

make sure you have a cigarette handy

Wu Ke mistake.

As a fan, it was nice to see Vince Young have one last disappointing drive.

Yeah but that was like four ste..and the fou..and the pas..

FBI AGENT: So the password is Eckstein123? That’s the stupidest password I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
BOB ELLIOTT: That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.

Jesus our Kinja Deals keep getting more and more esoteric.

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

credit to @KarisaMaxwell

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

[Sixteen horribly torn Kangaroo pouches later]