In the spirit of Lance Berkman’s fight against tolerance: Fuck you, asshole.

Look I spent my career hammering buns into the riot section with my boomstick. I earned my keep with my torso twists, hand-eye coordination, and brain full of anger. These people with their thin wrists and their fragile legs and their tolerance are just asking for a handout. Respect me they all say. It’s like, get in…

Chalmers: Hi yes, operator, this is Mario Chalmers and I have an issue here in the 305.

[Gerald Green’s house]

“She gave it up. She looked at the town. She saw that in adventuring from Main Street, Gopher Prairie, to Main Street, Joralemon, she had not stirred. There were the same two–story brick groceries with lodge–signs above the awnings; the same one–story wooden millinery shop; the same fire–brick garages; the same…

Ref: *blows whistle*

Just another woman setting up a frivolous lawsuit. Eye discomfort is what us lawyers call “assumption of risk” when sitting in the 2nd row at a Kings game.

Fred Jackson was injured in the crash and may miss Sunday’s game. When asked who they might use to replace him, Pete Carroll indicated they were leaning towards using Paul Walker’s brother.

Well, based on the UN projections and scientist models that I’ve read, it’s not good. Predicted PS4 tray melt, Xbox One dryness, and possible game rationing. Of course you won’t see anyone talking about that at the debates!

Wait, you don’t write for a tech blog? Then how come I keep putting egg yolks, butter, and lemon juice into my DVD drive to make hollandaise sauce?

Please explain “the current gaming climate” in a way that will make me feel great about the fact that I brought home two Xbox Ones in less than 24 hours and neither one of them was able to be used as a game console.

A couple of weeks ago I had some randoms come in while i happened to be at the hosting desk. It was a sunday, and IM CATHOLIC BUT I WAS STILL LIKE, OH GOD NO when they started off with, “So we noticed you aren’t in church right now...”

Comparing Nazism to things that aren’t Nazism? Even far right non Jesus following “Christians” aren’t the equivalent of the Nazi party.

GUYS THEY LEFT THE CAMERA ON HIM TOO LONG. UNREAL. THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE OLD DAYS.

House, Johnny Boy, Fitzy, and Sully from Dorchester

We went on a vacation to Virginia with another family, my daughter’s classmate and his sister and parents. We had hung out with them a couple of times and got along well enough that I felt comfortable just being me.

The rampage ended when Johnson was given a “super vitamin” that turned him into a mild-mannered, peace loving gigantic lizard.

Here he is. I found him.

Going to see the pope tomorrow in our nation’s Capitol. This is going to be one of the highlights of my life.