In accordance with Viking tradition, Ragnar will set fire to his Kia Optima and drive it into Lake Minnetonka.

Unimpressive? That album was phenomenal, and I dare anyone who has lost a loved one & had to organize the life left behind afterward to listen to “Silent House” and not get misty-eyed. Hell, just thinking about it now, mere months after my most beloved grandpa’s passing, is making me tear up, and I’ve not heard the…

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

loading it up like the fattest, whitest, christian woman at a starbucks greedily eyeing the caramel bottles, it’s pathetic and shameful.

Stare at that screenshot at the top of the page and try not to smile, I dare you.

That’s what I thought, but there are so many FSU football player assaults, it’s hard to keep them straight.

I’m sure it’ll be a defense verdict when the jury finds out how many Ryan family holidays have been held there.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…

Since he’s the author, I’m going to venture that yes, he did in fact read the post, and that his comment was intended for the commentors rather than for himself.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Since the media and Internet took my before camp party outta context , I had to switch up my party strategy. So tonight I’ll be inviting everyone to my back to business party.

Doctor 1: Ok team, we know this is bad, but Tim’s been through a lot. We’re going to have to sugarcoat this for him.

There was also an article on adult bike lessons on the front page of yesterday’s WSJ:

Jason Pierre Paul tweeted what looked like a peace sign beside the words “Just saying hi.”

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