Bradford, Sam (feelings). Out 6-8 weeks.

We saw this guy drinking 8 Bud Lites so we knew he was up for whatev... HEY NO NOT PUNCHING THE BLACK GUY THAT’S NOT THE THING WE WERE SUGGESTING

Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

Yeah, that was a nice finish. But did the cameras catch when their uteri fell out?

This is terrific! Loved it.

Thanks,

and some put the odds of precipitation as low as 30%.

Law shouldn’t expect a Reddit user to actually know how to get insider.

I think you should consider that it's juuuuuuuuuust possible that this story, about a person observing with their own eyes a coach parroting his star player's play-calls, might be in the news because AN NBA COACH IS PARROTING HIS STAR PLAYER'S PLAY-CALLS. If it's happening, it's being reported because IT IS HAPPENING.

"So... you never looked in the box?"

Joke's on you, asshole - there are 10,000 UVA grads named Clayton Hunter!

Either this was really stupid, or I need another coffee.

I feel truly sorry for you that you are so cool that you can't enjoy how wonderful this story is.

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

Nope. Sorry. You're in the minority, and America hates Duke. Don't worry, though. I'm sure your Dad has you a good job lined up where you won't have to hear all that backtalk from the little people.

Oh, snap! Madoffs Mets should have included that in his joke!

I'm just interested to see how he acclimates to life back in the world