Old roommate played Harrison Barnes in the state High School tournament and got dunked over. It's the only picture we had in our living room in college, and he will never live it down.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

hey you've proven you're the worst you can leave

You think it's cool now? Wait until it rains and becomes a police car.

Then you'd think these fuckers would be happy hunting those instead of elephants.

that screen at :30 was the movingest screen in the history of moving screens.

Paul is not going to be out there unless he's Paul George

The Lakers are 15-41.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

Damn, I'll issue a correction.

Photo: AP

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

That's what you think is two-faced? That's not two-faced. A guy who likes being in the spotlight seeking attention is not two-faced. It might be silly that he wanted to hype up his appearances even though he didn't really need to, but that's not two-faced.

Duncan's response was classic. That's probably the most I've heard him speak in like 15 years.

"Damn, Dwight! At least when I touch someone unsolicited, I make eye contact."

First, I don't know that Amazon is a Gawker "brand partner." I'm not saying they're not; I'm just saying, I'm on the editorial side and I know very little about who our advertisers are.

Reporter: Hey LeBron, can you tell us a little more about the work you had to do to prepare for your role with Trainwreck?

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

You most likely have made your family miserable. Alcoholic maybe. I can just picture you staggering around without a clue of what's going on. Well, guess what? The Knicks don't want you. We already have Andrea Bargnani to do that.

Which laws did Tamir Rice break? He played with a toy gun in an open-carry state.