Wait, when do they start talking about McDonald's Mighty Wings™?

I don't like gravy but recognize that I am wrong!

I don't really think Belichick's girlfriend can be considered a cougar, unless she is also a 900 year old vampire.

Thanks for the recommendation. I loved Bleeding Edge. When I have more free time, I'll dig into other Pynchon— probably Lot 49 first, considering its reputation as "accessible."

Funny you should mention Pynchon— it's on Bleeding Edge, his new book, and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, the precocious Jonathan Safran Foer novel. I'm trying to compare Bleeding Edge's depiction of New York— dark, mysterious, a little dangerous, with Extremely Loud's, which is safe and friendly. In other…

I happen to be writing a [sure to be shitty] 10 page paper on New York and the postmodern novel, or two postmodern novels, to be precise. Have you ever written a paper and sort of bumbled your way through it until you can literally see your thesis unraveling around page 5? I have!

It's not all bad, though; Merriman is hosting the University of Maryland coat drive this weekend. http://www.umterps.com/ViewArticle.db…

It's a shame Christian Ponder is already married, because those two are a perfect match.

That's not even the worst of it— guess what the blanket they wrote it on was infected with?

We hope for the benefit of the wonderful citizens of Toronto and this great city that this situation is resolved expeditiously.

I've just been trying to quietly make one good comment a day. Or at least a passable one. And this continued decline in quality means I'm now sorta good!

"Maybe I'm naive and I'm going to go read a fairy tale after this."

The race also violated BYU's honor code, as "fun" is in its name.

Oh hey there's a gif too DON'T LOOK AT IT.

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

"I'm confused. What's a 'Ducksumb F?'"

Come on, Riley Cooper has been through a lot. For the past 8 weeks, he's been SURROUNDED by black people.

THE PLAYER WHO WAS STABBED WAS PROBABLY FLOPPING LOL

He also used to be a writer for Bleacher Report

"We wanted to defecate on their night," said Bosh. "We just wanted to take a huge dump on their spirits, we wanted to drop trough and explode all over their hopes of a repeat. We just really wanted to evacuate our bowels on the Dallas Mavericks."