Apparently, it's still a thing!

I know a guy who plays Counterstrike [a video game] professionally and insists on being called a "Counterstrike artist." Ignoring the hilariousness of that statement, this guy constantly says sports are a waste of time and people who watch them are plebs. Is there a way to rub his hypocracy in his face without making…

This was all just a ploy to get people to think about the Chicago Fire... which is actually his job! Well done, Dan.

In retaliation, she told Herko, Lawson tried to break her phone against a wall. When it didn't shatter, he ran it under a faucet.

It was a "hidden ball trick" in the same way that playing peek-a-boo with a baby is a "hidden person trick."

How far can you punt a Nick?

With the pitchers the Yankees and Blue Jays have on the mound today, it's sure to be the first of many hit-and-runs Hayhurst will see.

I, too, was betrayed by my own glove.

I guess you could say Markus's free tuition will be a real... drag on University finances! Huh? Huh?

Hey brotha, let me start by saying thanks for the support, it definitely means alot!

Sorry, I'll try harder next time, PawtucketPat!

Man, I hope all this negative press doesn't overshadow 104.5's upcoming interview with Roberto Clemente.

+1

Let's be fair— to not upset its participants, the Spelling Bee bans any word related to sports.

Birthday DUAN!

Yeah, I just love the idea of kids at proms slow dancing to a song about getting an abortion.

This is really a huge blow to the heads of 5 prostitutes with a blunt object.

Michael Swanson

How's the Bulger trial gonna turn out, do you think?

Really, the comparison is there. Rosa Parks refused to stand up and move on a bus, and Johnny Manziel often has trouble standing up.