It was nice of Deadspin to allow the guy who made Kevin Durant's back tattoo write this headline.

Why has no one done an interview series with basketball players who declared way too early for the draft and then did nothing? Last year, Maryland had Terrell Stoglin, a hilariously selfish player on the court who declared and went absolutely nowhere. I'd love to see if he's finally having a taste of the humble pie…

This isn't that uncommon— I hear that Mark Sanchez playfully calls some of his black teammates "n——-r," and they call him "terrible."

Aw, HD ain't queefcore. They rock.

@OdenGreg @UKCoachCalipari I know what you mean. My staff works HARD. It is a hard-working staff.

""I went out and seeked help," Cooper said."

MICHAEL BEASLEY 2013 SEASON STATS

In Chinese, the characters for "rehab timetable" look very similar to the characters for "knee."

"spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing."

"If you do not want to get horribly maimed and injured, don't play football."

Something tells me Riley Cooper's going to have a very long season.

I assume they let you keep going after wrong answers, to a certain degree. If one wrong answer kicked you off, there'd be contestants exiting and entering left and right, and that wouldn't be great TV.

So, I have a small chance of being on this gameshow. It's a cool idea— it lasts twelve days, and you just answer trivia questions as long as you can. It's a test of "endurance and stamina" as well as knowledge. That's all well and good, but I'm not entirely clear on if you're allowed to eat or sleep. Let's assume they…

woah dude I almost went there but that's the reason raysism brings in the big bucks

Sports Blog Commenter's Comment Edited Because It Was a Dumb Stretch

Some 90s alt rock for you. Fun fact: Thomas Pynchon wrote the liner notes to this album! Interesting decision, Thomas Pynchon.

"How do I get in on this trade?" - Lance Armstrong

They made a set for the Magic, too, but it was just Glen Davis and then smaller pieces of food inside him.

How far can the average human male punt a football? Will Barack Obama punt a football in 2014? Who will be the best punter in the NFL next season?

Do you ever get tired of being right about everything, all the time?