Do you have a photo of it, though?

Before the losing streak, they Once Caldas the best.

How often do you finish peeing and close up shop only for your dick to declare "HEY JUST KIDDING NOT DONE" and send a small stream of urine down your leg? Please tell me I'm not the only one. It sucks.

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"I couldn't even beat Glass fucking Joe," Tyson told TMZ.

They're actually just replacing it with a brick that says "First Degree All-American."

Next time, just Instagram a photo of the inside of your own asshole.

Last night, Bob Nightengale of USA Today reported that Alex Rodriguez has no intentions of making a deal.

Reporters who asked him about it were told that he thought such a low ranking was Bazeless.

Machado was able to laugh at having nearly lost his face.

It felt like those additional security guards at the end were coming out of a clown car.

"Nice Vaughn Meader joke, dude!" - me, the only person who would ever care about a fucking Vaughn Meader joke

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Is $20 that steep a discount for a jersey, or are jerseys just hella expensive and I don't know? If I were ever gonna buy a jersey, I'd buy it from the thrift store— I saw a Jayson Williams jersey there for like 3 bucks!

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They tried doing this with the Jets QB controversy as well, but the teen girls kept saying things like "Mark is so sweet."

Is there some sort of creative endeavor you've always wanted to try but never had the guts/opportunity to? Do you think you could use your semi-fame to do it, now?

I haven't seen a change into a bug go this poorly since Gregor Samsa.

Man, this reminds me of Boise State's legendary turf, after someone peed on it.

Man, I didn't think anyone would even figure this one out! Great job.