Who can fault him for this? It's just his nature, boy.

Hey, man, Wheaton can be downright frightening at night.

Hilariously, I'm from Montgomery County, and when I was a kid, the police had to come and dig up a body from the field ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE. There were cops everywhere because apparently some gang members had killed a guy and chosen the vacant lot across the street to dispose of him.

"Kids, drinking and driving could lead to serious consequences, like jail time, injury, destruction of your car, or becoming the head coach of the Nets."

This is just what I've been saying. Everyone makes mistakes when they're Young. -

Man, Wilt truly looks like a man among boys here.

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Cline added that he was mostly buying tickets so he could finally see this Steve McNair guy he'd been hearing about.

Oden was so excited about attending the concert that he was seen skipping out the arena.

Joakim does not have time for high-fives, #5.

Saw this guy trying 2 kill 2 little cubs.

The Cubs organization regretted hiring new bullpen coach Steve Bartman.

This reminds me of that level in ExciteBike where you fell into a giant hole and then the game froze.

This won't be as cool as the time he performed at the Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska.

Ugh, I meant Goodman. So many sad Cubs Steves.

You like Richard Thompson AND Steve Bartman? Are you sure you're not my father?

"Done there, been that!" - Bryce Harper

So is the gimmick here that this guy is, like, aggressive Jim Anchower?

I am [nominally] a stand up comedian and whenever people find this out, they react in one of two annoying ways:

Is winning really that important?