In elementary school, I was dared to combine every food and drink on the daily menu into a food and drink thing that I would then... drink? I did. It was disgusting, and sent me home puking almost immediately. Honestly, the most repulsive thing about it was the simple combination of chocolate milk and gatorade.

This sign is just reminding Uruguay's only grocery store to restock eggs.

Gif please. Think of the uses.

Ex-Sabres Coach Joins Team That Ruined Everything For Sabres

"The Miami Spurs are devastated by the Game 7 loss."

Will there be a chase in the Aaron Hernandez thing? Please let there be a chase. DON'T GO QUIETLY, AARON.

COME TO OASIS TO GET TREATED LIKE A PRO

I bet Mr. Lloyd would've given an eye not to be with Hernandez that night.

They dog sold yall

Iverson was actually just hanging out with the Turkish league versions of his kids yesterday.

This driver does not tolerate someone making the Moscow Handicap Access Trolley late.

+1

I hear he's inspired another metal band, Yasiel Your Doom.

The website's pitch also touts the new scoreboard

Manu and Splitter both looked really, really bad last night. I'm pretty sure Splitter accounted for about half of Miami's blocks.

Come on, guys. This is a pretty lame reenactment of Carrie.

0/3 on the day!

And I hear all the crickets and I'm jumpin like, "What the heck?" So I said, "Nah, I'm going back."

It makes sense that Riki Ellison sat in on this meeting about traumatic brain injuries; since his days in the NFL, he's had a history of losing numbers.

I'm pretty sure my first joke on Deadspin was about Japanese author Kenzaburo Oe. It went, uh, poorly.