MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE FROM AUSTRALIA WHO LIKED AYERS ROCK, OR SOMEONE FROM IRELAND'S BLARNEY STONE.

Someone call EM Forster, because it looks like we've just met Howard's End!

"His teammates have enough of this and they walk out."

Actually, yeah, I can see a Mountain Goats cruise being a lot of fun.

Reposted: For whitebread liberals like ourselves, what's our alternative to the Kid Rock cruise? Where can we go to have a debaucherous good time on a cruise? Do we have any comparable artists? I get the feeling the Neil Young cruise would be nowhere near as fun.

I can almost believe the Grilled Chicken Salad one sent to foodspin, though.

I enjoyed this.

I hear they're going with some throwbacks.

Bradley has realized it's just too late to say Sorry!

Man, Harbaugh is going to some unconventional places to get that pass interference call.

My response to this is pretty much the same as the fat guy's in the back.

According to an Italian mob informant, AC Milan striker Mario Balotelli once sold drugs to an addict "as a joke."

What's bullshit about Captain Falcon? He's da best.

It's okay, guys. He always wanted Dooleys job, anyway.

Or, even weirder, explain the part that isn't the joke.

That's not even the title! He says the real title, too!

Whoops, yeah, the debate was actually about the offensive line.

I argued with my roommate about this earlier, but who would win in a race: me or an NFL defensive lineman? I'm a relatively fit guy in his early 20s [play basketball once a week, walk everywhere], but my roommate says that, assuming it's any distance less than a mile, I'll get crushed. Those guys are huge, right? I've…

A source told us that some employees who get a pink slip today can continue working through the end of the week if they'd like.

Vanessa Bryant has decided to turn her Instagram into an all-Oregon play card format.