The Marlins also use ScentAir— they try to make Marlins Park smell like "crowds of people."

I'm just really glad this is the scandal about Rob Ford's crack that ended up coming out.

Maybe Jack Davis? Gonna bug me now.

Hey, I recognize the artist of this. He used to draw for Mad Magazine. It's... Paul Coker?

HA! GAYS, AM I RIGHT?

Also, it really helps with your Jeopardy audition.

So I learned that being a catcher gives me motion sickness pretty quickly.

This is some great investigative reporting. I can't wait for the follow-up in a year, "Eddie Jordan Is Also Not a Good Basketball Coach"

I was walking to my doctor's office today, because I'm poor and the bus doesn't go all the way, and I was walking on a sidewalk alongside a highway when I came across a pond. On the sidewalk were two adult geese and a bunch of baby goslings. I think, "Hey, cute" and start walking by, but one hisses at me and gets its…

Wow, that little postscript at the end was a punch in the gut.

I just started a new desk job a few weeks ago. Today, a giant-ass spider unexpectedly crawled across my desk, and I said, "Wow, that's a big spider." No one was around to hear me or see it, so I just let it crawl across my desk, since I'm not afraid of spiders or anything. Why was I so disappointed?

“Not me. You’d better go talk to someone who was there.”

Be careful, guys. I hear Gatling's lawyer is rapidly firing off cease and desist letters to anyone who covers this.

Is it you? It's you, right?

Hee hee.

For random girls in the sorority, I have no idea what the purpose is. I guess they're just doing some ass-covering.

I was at some guy's dorm on campus on Sunday and a girl from Delta Gamma happened to be there. She said that they were trying to force out both the writer and the person who had leaked the letter, and that everyone in Delta Gamma had to change their names on Facebook. She asked me how I thought the sorority came off…

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Let's assume everybody lived 70 years, exactly, assuming no fatal accidents or illness. What would happen? Would there be a lot of 69 year olds robbing banks and going at it or what?

My ex was actually Terrell Stoglin, so it would be fair to say I'm doing better than them these days.