"The Golf Boys" is also what I call the 2 friends I can fit in my Volkswagen.

Which is a more important invention: nail clippers or those little scissors that let you trim facial hair [or other hair]?

It'll be interesting to see whether the court chooses to read the brief or elects to punt.

This makes sense; after all, the Crean always rises to the flop.

North Korean Media, in Two Weeks: Glorious Leader Kim Jong-un Just Takes Ball Spinning on Harlem Globetrotter's Finger

LeBron's ability to successfully put the ball into the hoop would also have won him the Chinese Slam Dunk contest.

+1

It also confused the heck out of Deadspin readers, who found themselves asking, "Did I seriously just watch a ping-pong video?"

Things got even worse when the defense cross-examined the next investigator, Inspector Clouseau.

Bayern Munich's 2012-13 season has been a testament to the efficiency for which Germany is known across the globe: stingy defense, making the most of scoring opportunities, and avoiding flash.

via Buzzing the Net

+1 forever

Wow. +1

I don't know what's worse: fighting with my cactus or the make-up sex afterwards.

"I don't have a set date. I'm not coming back until I'm 110%. Who knows when that can be?"

HE TRAVELED, GUYS, I'M A BASKETBALL EXPERT

Papal Bull Durham

Washington Redskins “Proudly” Defend Their Name In The Dumbest Way Possible

Jordan attempted to do the same during his baseball career, but yelling "I'M GOING TO GROUND OUT" and pointing at the third baseman was less effective.

To be fair, it's pretty easy to juke out Jason Kidd these days, him being in a wheelchair and all.