To be fair to Bob Ley, this isn't the first time an ESPN personality has had camera trouble. John Clayton has always had camera trouble.

Brett Favre wanted a full-body sticker? Did he just want a Fathead?

Deadspin shouldn't listen to you. You're a trick of the devil. You're here to distract them from what they've come to do.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback.

hee hee

Fans of Zhejiang also expressed doubt as to the femininity of Shanxi star Ju-Wan Man.

I am already very unproductive at the subject I study/ job I do [both], and I have a Twitter handle. Guess I'll start following liberally.

I feel like I should introduce myself.

"[he] became upset when he poured soy sauce on a plate of rice"

I laughed.

"Dull," Flacco's father continued. "Dull, dull, dull. He is dull. There is nothing interesting about him. The media has portrayed the level of dullness he has accurately. He is bland. He is uninteresting. He is boring. Joe is dull. Dull.

Report: Len Bias Ruptured His Heart Shoveling Snow

+1

Also, do you ever answer questions with a dismissive, "What am I, Kreskin?"

Which comes first— Flying cars, or gasoline becoming far too precious a commodity for flying cars to exist?

The Steelers?

"Congratulations to Tim Grierson and Will Leitch of @Deadspin for exposing the Gangster Squad fiasco."

A lot of America has been trying to find Kenny Britt all year on their fantasy teams, as he seemed to disappear.

Once I played against a woman at basketball, and I won. Ergo, this would be a blowout.

What an incredible game. Seriously. What an amazing game. Holy shit.