Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

I’ve heard tales that there’s a peninsula in Europe almost entirely filled with white people with names like Martinez (the rest I think are Brazilians or some shit). Makes you think

No one has ever deserved to get slammed through a cheap table that was just set on fire more than this guy

So do you not know how time zones work or are you just really confused about where Lithuania is located?

Everyone knows sasquatches evolved from ancient aliens that crash landed

No Jim Tomsula life hack without Drew? You’re dead to me Leitch

A high basketball IQ shown by the guy on Minnesota who jacked up an 18 footer with 25 seconds left on the shot clock playing 5v3

I enjoyed this week’s lifehack. Never get rid of Tomsula

I remember calling in to a minor league baseball post game show once back when I was 10 (hey, we didn’t have cable, times were tough) because I wanted to guess at the trivia question, and the host asked me what I thought of the Yankees trading Williams earlier that day. I had no idea what he was talking about and…

Christmas Tree Shop, hands down. Just endless aisle after aisle after the cheapest crap imaginable from China that you can use to decorate for whatever holiday is up next. I do not feel festive

People who order gravy at KFC thinking that it is vegetarian are too stupid to be vegetarians. Wtf do you think gravy is made out of?

Nah, he’s incredibly bland. The redeeming parts of GMFB are Kay Adams is super hot, obviously, and Kyle Brandt really goes for it and has decent comedic timing when they do some stupid bit that involves a dollar store Halloween costume. It’s nothing anyone should go out of their way to watch, but it’s about as good as…

You are forgetting the blood feud between the SF Giants and the Detroit Tigers

No way would App State-Michigan been a larger line than 45. Just using the final Sagarin ratings of 2006 as a starting point, it would have been a 20 point spread. Add on some for home field advantage and just bias towards Michigan and that’s still 25 points you have to make up. App State was the two time defending…

And Kevin Boss was the Austin Collie of tight ends, always good for at least one concussion a game after laying out over the middle

His super cringy NYT’s wedding announcement does beg the question though of who the chicken was intended for

All five of us who remember the classic BC-Wake Forest 3-0 ending find this eminently believable. This is a man who makes Andy Reid look like Einstein

Lol at you for thinking that Arizona convicted Sheriff Joe of something 

Yes, but Hamilton is going write this exact same blog post while jerking off to Fight Club significantly more often than never, which is close enough.

Considering that black people are far and away the most monolithic voting block in the country with only single digit Republican support, it’s no surprise that they have the most favorable view of Bernie. If you polled just Democrats, I would suspect that the approval ratings from blacks would again trail whites. And…