They must wick away the vomit and piss.

Yeah, this is going to fail

It's so satisfying to wake up, find a zit that formed overnight, and popping the shit out of it. I don't even really get them on my face, so I can just pop one on my shoulder or back, throw a shirt on, and no one else has to know.

I took my grandmother shopping to Walmart last week, she bought two back to school notebooks. I'll have to ask her if she's somehow tapping into the local news in Tennessee from NY.

Tech bros are insulted that you think they use powerpoint. Office is for people who can't even code

Yeah, these are suspiciously well written. She needs to get posting lessons from PFTCommenter.

Satire like that hurts both the Phillies brand and the Shake Shack brand, can't be having it.

It's not NY, they've been yellow for a few years now. My guess is Virginia, it's definitely a mostly plain white design and I think the lettering looks blue, which matches. Virginia also requires front plates.

Counting cards only works if you vary your bet size so that you're betting more when the count is in your favor and less if the count is not. Since most non-counters tend to bet similar amounts every hand, they pick up on unusual bet sizing. That's why blackjack counters sometimes work in teams, one person sitting at…

Yeah, racing games have a big advantage since by far the most difficult thing to model in games is organic models and especially organic animations. The only moving parts in a racing game are the tires, and they move in a predictable rotating manner, so all you have to do to achieve graphical fidelity is jack up the…

I prefer Derek Newcastle when I need my fake Brit on a fake dating show needs met

Five dollars in damage reported.

What possible reason could you think you're qualified to rank Little Debbie if you'd never had Swiss Cake Rolls before? Also, they are delicious and far superior to Ho Hos, I think your taste buds are broken.

Also, that 31.5 number is a standing vertical, he'll definitely add some inches by taking off on the run. Given how he's quicker than he is fast, I bet he gets a higher than average boost from a running vertical, I'd say somewhere around 35+ inches would be my guess. The NBA tests both and that seems to be about the…

Interesting comparison. I've only played one of the AC games(AC2 maybe?) and I thought it was the worst controlling biggest POS game I've ever played. It felt like I could barely make my guy walk in a straight line, let alone do any cool moves in combat. In comparison, from whenever EA introduced the skill stick, 07…

While his logic might be wrong, your math is still wrong too. The bracket isn't a lottery with 128 billion numbers to choose from, it's 92 quadrillion possibilities each with its own probability of occurring. You can't simply do ((1 - 1/128 billion)^7Billion)^13, it doesn't work like that. The relatively high…

You absolutely are correct. I assume the 1 in 128 billion odds is the estimation of the tournament having zero upsets, which is the most likely outcome of the tournament. However, that's just one possible outcome: there are not 127,999,999,999 other equally likely outcomes for everyone to choose from. The rest of the…

Clearly I've been alone too long because upon seeing the first entry on the list, my immediate reaction was 'Oh, that's not weird at all, it's the name of a website.'

So, what exactly do you have to do to earn a lifetime ban from the Olympics if attempting to rig an event isn't enough? Pete Rose should have taken up skating.

Yeah, the conclusion to the season is curiously left out of this piece.