Nate, I drafted your Nate tha\\\' Great account in the inaugural Twoplustwo Sporting Events Posters Draft, a pick which was widely panned at the time in 2009. If you would be so kind as to log into your old account, quote this post, and deem it 'sick value', it would be much obliged.

Didn't you read the article? Pageant contestants are not 'real women', must be like robots or something.

He signed a giant deal with Philadelphia and then proceeded to be terrible. I think most people would agree that hurting a team from Philly is doing the world a solid

If they just fixed it so that gravity was pulling it down, who would be able to tell that it was 'shopped?

Also, apparently while Pussy Galore is noted as the 2nd oldest Bond Girl, she's still not age appropriate being 5 years older than Sean Connery.

It's a type of statistics. Imagine you have a test where if you have 100 people take it who are negative, 99 will correctly return negative and 1 will be a false positive. Seems like a pretty good rate, right? But, let's say the occurrence of someone being positive is 1 in 1000. If you have 1000 random people take the…

He didn't even say hysterical in his article, I have no idea where that quote is supposed to be from. He isn't even saying that Angelina Jolie shouldn't have had a double mastectomy, just that the genetic abnormality is rare enough that people without a family history of cancer shouldn't worry if they haven't been…

There's a 19 year old who owns a Blackberry?

Ron Donald approved in fact

I think the hand drum is for the people who dropped out of their music lessons

Seems likely. Everything is at the top of the page now, and they have such awful titles that even if I remember to scroll up after reading whatever article/comments I just clicked on, there's no way I'm going to be enticed into clicking on one of them. I mean, one of the top articles just says 'Soccer', come on

While we're discussing cheeses, could someone explain why there are any other kinds of cheddar besides extra sharp? What kind of an idiot would ever choose mild cheddar when there's a much better tasting version sitting right next to it for the same price?

I think he knows

Silverius should be number one based on name alone

The only reason this works in the mobile industry is that the phones are heavily subsidized by the carriers. People aren't going to pay full price for a new console every two years, and they don't buy enough games to be able to support a new $199 console every year, which leaves us where we are now, where the console…

The Arkham Asylum/City comparison you brought up was exactly the same thing that I had when I played ACII. I bought ACII in the bargain bin after playing AA, and the difference in how much better AA felt compared to ACII was just jarring. Movement was better, combat flowed smoother, I just had zero desire to chug…