"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

"Hey, hey, hey, Ri Ri, hey. Its me, Charlie Sheen. You know, from Platoon. Anyway, I can see its your birthday because you are here with all your friends and you are having fun, but would you might posing with my fiance while I take pictures and talk too close to your face? I was almost in the Mighty Ducks but a space…

Lashing out at the appearance of someone who snubbed you: The province of pre-adolescent boys everywhere.

I love you Rihanna. I LOVE YOU.

Who me?!?!

This.

I'm totally all for trying new things...and if you don't like it, stop. If you like it, go for it. But yes, not a bargaining chip to keep the relationship and don't do something you don't like doing just so you can throw it back in their face in a therapy session.

Dunno, I think it's healthy to be flexible and open to trying new things. Maybe you don't like the idea of it but once you try it, it's actually kind of fun. You're right that it shouldn't be a negotiation point for quid-pro-quo such as "I'll try that if you stop fucking around."

"I did things with you that you wanted me to do!"

You must be joking: For centuries, Jews were/continue to be stereotyped as having big, hook-like noses. The origin of this stereotype is irrelevant to this conversation - it simply is. The existence of the stereotype is perniciously well known and there is no other group to which it attaches.

Oh so you're Jewish and not offended therefore, since you're speaking on behalf of the whole Jewish community, it's not offensive? Seriously? I'm Jewish and I'm horrified. But I don't think you need to be Jewish to know this is some horrible shit.

Thank you for speaking on behalf of all Jews. And by thank you, I mean:

Oh, you're the one Jewish person who's officially in charge of what's insensitive?

So individuals can't point out when imagery and/or costumes tap into historical racist stereotypes? With that approach any social commentary becomes null. And when you read the above article its not about proving anyone is a "bigoted bastard" but an attempt, and forgiving at that, to highlight how "pervasive and…

wow, they aren't saying "Hey that looks like a Jew!" She is saying "wow, that looks just like how Nazi's caricatures of Jewish people". I mean I get offended when people where blackface and its not because I think wearing shoe polish face with white lips "looks like a black person" BUT BECAUSE IT IS HISTORICALLY A…

Using a big, hook-like nose and dark hair is exactly how one goes about making a Jewish caricature; have you ever seen anti-Semitic propaganda?

Macklemore fan, eh?

This isn't click bait- this is some straight bullshit that actually happened. If you want click bait, go here.

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

Oh lord - "random costume"? He is one step away from playing the "you're the racist for seeing this as racist!" card.