Whatever, lil’ grumpypants.

the fact that “BirdieSanders” is trending at #1 on Twitter right now is honestly restoring my faith in humanity a little bit...

I was there! We did lose our shit because it was so freaking adorable. The waiting for hours was a bummer, but overall, I enjoyed it and I’m glad I went.

BIRDIE SANDERS.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

I have this horrible reaction to some people (just a few) where I just don’t like their faces. It’s shallow and mean and based on nothing, NOTHING but superficiality. Renee Zellweger? Don’t like her face. Those twins on that Disney Show where they live in a hotel (?). Don’t like their faces. The Property Brothers?…

What the haircut...

I have two siblings. I can barely handle seeing them numerous times over the holidays. If I had a cable rehab show with either of them (which would be weird because we don’t get along that well and have no home skillz) I would absolutely not also begin a country music career with them. Don’t they ever get sick of each…

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

No. This is a fucking awful thing to say. I liked this commenter before this. Not anymore. What the fuck.

Is this the same Miz Jenkins that comments here?

I can’t ever hear/see the word “sashay” without adding “shante”

The internet isn’t why some people don’t like condoms. Neither is porn.

I dunno, guys, my unicorn doesn’t look anything like the website pictures...

My unicorns name is Jeff. I fed him once and now he won’t leave, he smells like a fan belt burning up.

Pro Tip: If you’re going to put up a website to ruin someone’s life, make sure you go with a decent webhost:

Or come on Anonymous, do one of those things you do that make people kind of like you for a minute.

The thing that strikes me is that these accusations of rape were circulating the internet for years, just like those against Bill Cosby. I heard about both dudes when I had a Tumblr (I know, I know) at least 3 or 4 years ago, but it seemed like no one outside of a few small communities took them seriously. I wonder…