I agree.

This is one of the most millenial posts I’ve ever seen.

Being upset about something that doesn’t matter? You truly are one of us!

Thanks for sharing. You post your feelings online like a millennial, so there’s that.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are my couple goals in the least ironic way possible.

Sweet Jesus - if not for the Pennsylvania, I was certain this letter was from my wife. The only difference is that her niece is only 19.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

god i hope so. we need that letter more than anything right now. his victim needs that letter.

I wonder how many of their former classmates have read this and thought WTF? I’m expecting a rebuttal from one of them any day now. Something along the lines of ‘Brock Turner has always been an entitled dickwad surrounded by sycophantic friends’

“[...] rape on campus isn’t always because people are rapists.”

Brazilian here. Although the article is factually correct, I think it would be useful to expand the information a bit, in order to get more context. Since I already sort of did that with my comment in the article about the Italian woman burnt alive by an ex-boyfriend, here it goes:

I’m friends with the sister of the woman who was murdered. she is literally probably the best human I have ever met. she has since forgiven her sister’s murderer and has devoted her life to fighting against the death penalty, and now life without the possibility of parole. She wrote a book about all of this, if you’re…

Well, I do have cats so they would probably eat my face off before the woodland creatures could find me.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Yeah, so you can be killed by a woods-dwelling survivalist psycho in peace.

The bit about losing stuff in your bra when you’ve got big boobs was so real. Wait? Where did that hazelnut go? I was putting it in my mouth, it fell, and now its disappeared? Am I a wizard? (Finds it in my bra an hour later).

This has been my recent favorite, because i got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, heavy boobs.