This is definitely the darkest timeline.

May I be of assistance?

May she graduate magnum cum loudly.

that’s an insane story. i wish her the best!

or this:

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

Yessss. Yes.

He doesn’t have crazy eyes. He mugs for the camera because he is trying to pretend he’s not a soulless asshole.

Is it just me or does he have crazy eyes in ALL his photos?

“To be the mouthpiece for the other girls that didn’t make it.”

‘Meat Cloak’

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

I made a pair of pants out of duct tape when I was in the eighth grade. Even though I matched up all of the adhesive parts together, I still got gunk all over me and I broke out in hives from it. That ended my duct tape fashion escapades.

Here’s a puzzler: You only have one bullet. Do you shoot the guy in the “rape your face” shirt or his somehow-even-dumber friend?

Appropriate reaction gif to massive inappropriate...ness

He shrugged again, smiling at me, his sweat stains creeping. “Guess you’re gonna have to find out for yourself,” he said.

SHAKING BAD