Or, you know, the one that did this before the movie was even out.

Stop that.

Oh yeah, definitely. Resi GC will always be the poster child for how to do a remake. We can only hope.

At some point Greedo will shoot first and purists will rampage.

Can you really say that a show’s “bogged down in continuity” when it constantly makes exceptions to all of its established rules and events? My main beef with the show now is more to do with it not respecting its own continuity.

I hate how he uses the term “geekdom” here. The Tumblrfied practice of citing a genre or a TV show or whatever as an actual extension of your personality grosses me out. Like it’s not enough to say you enjoy Doctor Who, gotta be a Whovian about it. Being a geek isn’t some sort of commitment, it’s just a word that you…

... version of Spiral Mountain, which answered some questions for me from the first game. Back then, games were just getting to a point were 3D graphics could be incredibly detailed (NOBODY could render a rusty pipe like Rare) but still so basic that absolutely everything had to be there for a reason. Or else why…

A SECRET PASSAGE TO a subsequent or previous level, which provided a great taste of things to come, or a great resolution to a puzzle from ages ago that you thought you’d hit a wall with. The levels were just really intricately designed in that regard. And it was made even more satisfying by the fact the that many of…

... even though BK felt like it had done everything it could with the controller bynthe time it was over, Tooie kept ALL of those moves and let you access them from the outset, then somehow piled on a ton more. None of this Metroid-style “oh no, I sprained my ankle and now all my powers are gone” nonsense. Tooie…

Oh my fucking god I hate trying to type on a tablet.

I think Banjo-Tooie’s the better game, you know. Obviously it has to live in the shadow of its predecessor because BK obviously did everything first, but Tooie’s one of those rare (HA!) sequels that piles on tons more stuff without detracting from the original. It’s a truly all-that-and-more sequel. What I found…

Totally! I can see the humour to it but I felt so mean playing it.

Totally, at that point it does seem a bit like Midna's the one whispering in his ear to just get on with the adventure stuff and move the cannon without saying anything but there is just this slight feeling of "C'mon Link let's, ditch this melvin." Link actually never tells ANY of the resistance members what went down…

I've been replaying Twilight Princess and I've noticed that Link's SUCH A DICK to Shad. In all of the buildup to the City in the Sky dungeon, Shad kind of does all the studying and hard work for him because it's his passion. He says that magic phrase to try and awaken the owl statue, which doesn't work, but when it…

I watched six seasons of Parks and Rec, then somebody told me Rashida Jones wasn't white. Mind blown.

Man I've neeeever thought that Wario was related to Mario. Whatever, think what you want. What's IMPORTANT is that we all agree that Waluigi is Wario's tennis partner and nothing more.

Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64.

Won't be out until April but I did just order this little number:

Cool. Could we also please get either or both of those games in the UK PlayStation Store ever?

Oh I ADORE the word, it's delicious. From what I've heard of its limited use in the US (I spent a couple of summers working in PA but I'd consider HBO and Netflix shows to be my actual research) I gather that it's more a kind of gender thing like how bitch is typically used? We just use it for everything here, we…