No need to worry, I'm plenty schooled on my racial slurs and their impact levels. But thanks all the same :)

HA HA HA WHAAAAAT

I'm from the UK, been going through all the comments and trying to work out if Cracker Barrel is just what everybody calls it or if it's literally what the establishment is called. If so, that iiiiis hysterical.

I hate him too. Fuck that guy.

Real strong one this week! My only beefs are as follows: What exactly does 'going out of phase' mean, and why was the mummy specifically targeting victims with health or psychological problems?

This guy

I don't get how you're supposed to top the UK series, it's honestly one of the most frightening things I've ever seen.

Utopia isn't supernatural.

You've created a brand new itch for me that only playing this game can scratch. Sounds like it wears its influences on its sleeve as well, which is kind of nice in a world where a lot of games pretend that what they're doing is totally original. The Nemesis stuff sounds just incredible though, I have to see this for…

Finally, here's Final Fantasy World Wide Words, a mobile spinoff where you write sentences and try not to make any Type-0s.

So be it. It's my cross to bear.

It's a great episode and all but am I the only one who thinks the Monorail Song is one of the weaker song entries from The Simpsons?

A new model of the 3DS brought renewed hope that Nintendo might reverse its backwards stance of region-locking its hardware, preventing the import of games from other parts of the planet. Turns out that was a fool's hope.

Speak for your self man, I just bought one and I'm having the best time.

You don't get to tell somebody that being reminded of something is false. DocSeuss was a little clumsy in tarring all the defenders with the same brush but there's no use pretending that this debate hasn't got terrible reactions on both sides.

So... We're just sticking with the name then? "Super Smash Bros for [console]?" I was hoping it'd get its own subtitle eventually. Perhaps they're saying that this is THE definitive version. Y'know, til the next one.

However you feel about the kissing for oxygen thing, wasn't it REALLY dumb? The robots attack you when you're breathing. Whether you're taking oxygen from the general atmosphere or your wife's mouth, it's still breathing yo.

Wow, it's great until he does the horns. Ruins it.

I loved that part.

That particular picture you used looks like Wentworth Miller's lovechild by Jonah Hill.