I think Banjo-Tooie’s the better game, you know. Obviously it has to live in the shadow of its predecessor because BK obviously did everything first, but Tooie’s one of those rare (HA!) sequels that piles on tons more stuff without detracting from the original. It’s a truly all-that-and-more sequel. What I found…

Totally! I can see the humour to it but I felt so mean playing it.

Totally, at that point it does seem a bit like Midna's the one whispering in his ear to just get on with the adventure stuff and move the cannon without saying anything but there is just this slight feeling of "C'mon Link let's, ditch this melvin." Link actually never tells ANY of the resistance members what went down…

I've been replaying Twilight Princess and I've noticed that Link's SUCH A DICK to Shad. In all of the buildup to the City in the Sky dungeon, Shad kind of does all the studying and hard work for him because it's his passion. He says that magic phrase to try and awaken the owl statue, which doesn't work, but when it…

Man I've neeeever thought that Wario was related to Mario. Whatever, think what you want. What's IMPORTANT is that we all agree that Waluigi is Wario's tennis partner and nothing more.

Won't be out until April but I did just order this little number:

Cool. Could we also please get either or both of those games in the UK PlayStation Store ever?

Oh I ADORE the word, it's delicious. From what I've heard of its limited use in the US (I spent a couple of summers working in PA but I'd consider HBO and Netflix shows to be my actual research) I gather that it's more a kind of gender thing like how bitch is typically used? We just use it for everything here, we…

No need to worry, I'm plenty schooled on my racial slurs and their impact levels. But thanks all the same :)

HA HA HA WHAAAAAT

I'm from the UK, been going through all the comments and trying to work out if Cracker Barrel is just what everybody calls it or if it's literally what the establishment is called. If so, that iiiiis hysterical.

You've created a brand new itch for me that only playing this game can scratch. Sounds like it wears its influences on its sleeve as well, which is kind of nice in a world where a lot of games pretend that what they're doing is totally original. The Nemesis stuff sounds just incredible though, I have to see this for…

Finally, here's Final Fantasy World Wide Words, a mobile spinoff where you write sentences and try not to make any Type-0s.

So be it. It's my cross to bear.

It's a great episode and all but am I the only one who thinks the Monorail Song is one of the weaker song entries from The Simpsons?

A new model of the 3DS brought renewed hope that Nintendo might reverse its backwards stance of region-locking its hardware, preventing the import of games from other parts of the planet. Turns out that was a fool's hope.

Speak for your self man, I just bought one and I'm having the best time.

You don't get to tell somebody that being reminded of something is false. DocSeuss was a little clumsy in tarring all the defenders with the same brush but there's no use pretending that this debate hasn't got terrible reactions on both sides.

So... We're just sticking with the name then? "Super Smash Bros for [console]?" I was hoping it'd get its own subtitle eventually. Perhaps they're saying that this is THE definitive version. Y'know, til the next one.

Now that you mention it, how WOULD Black Hulk look?