Well I'm alone in my mum's house for a while so NOW I'm definitely gonna fire up the Gamecube in the attic and mess with some Melee in single player. Just got hell of 'stalgia'd.

My friends made this! Thanks for the love.

I... just guffawed because I just found out my brain stores the meaning of the word "hanafuda" in the same place as "futanari". Took me a second to realise you weren't being HORRENDOUSLY inappropriate.

I dabbled with it years ago and for whatever reason it didn't grab me but I can hardly remember it anymore and I'd love to give it another shot :)

I'd dump him too.

Oni! Crap story, crap platforming, crap shooting and GLORIOUSLY SATISFYING hand-to-hand combat. I adore this game. There's also a cheat to play as any enemy/NPC in the level which is tons of fun because they've all got unique movesets. I break this one out every so often and play a few levels, then get bored and do…

I also enjoy how it pretty much says FO rather than OF.

Game: Infinite Undiscovery

Platform: PS3, Xbox 360

I'm agape. That's astonishing. Mario 64 is kind of the best parkour game ever made. I still don't think any game's surpassed it in terms of actual three-dimensional movement.

A lot of people have beef with the fact that this is being reported on like it's remarkable. Sure, they have the right idea; it shouldn't be remarkable. But this whoooole song and dance is still necessary for the time being. Eventually a more prominent representation of gender neutrality (when appropriate (by which I…

Both Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain tell the story of Big Boss, aka Snake, played this time around by Kiefer "Kiefer" Sutherland. Ground Zeroes picks up a few years after the end of 2010's portable game Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker and acts as a prequel/mid-quel (is that a thing?) connecting the 2010 game with…

I already played PlayStation Home years ago. It was terrifying.

New Smash Bros single player mode. You heard it here first.

My god, YES. I'm going to have to restart FFIX because this isn't a thing yet.

CENTAUR

Oh damn, what's up Ki-Adi-Mundi.

I don't know why we in Europe got this a month before everybody but yeah, played through it just before Christmas and it's a really outstanding demo.

I know that this could be included under the umbrella of 'Companies listening to the fans,' and I understand that you're not Jason, but the most pleasant surprise for me this year was when the translation for Trails in the Sky SC was finally announced. I never dared to dream, but sure enough, in the year that I…

Pipe down.