lol who actually uses Yahoo! for sports news? AltaVista, AskJeeves, and Lycos are providing way fresher content, why go anywhere else?

“It’s like burning a cross and saying it’s about God!”

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

uh, Hamilton productions have to be predominantly black, it’s in Lin-Manuel’s script that way

Tacko Fall is also a Mexican food festival in Minneapolis this October.

Still better than the six seconds Dolan gave Durant to dunk a basketball last week 

Nowhere in that quote does he stipulate which borough of New York would be having a good offseason, so it’s technically prescient.

After all, it’s much less humiliating for them if the reason Kevin Durant isn’t a Knick is because they didn’t really want him, rather than him not wanting them.

I think a trebuchet would be more effective and culturally appropriate.

It may add further to the game delays, but I believe a catapult should be integrated into the review process.

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

It’s the most thin-skinned overreaction to the slightest criticism. “Hey, maybe tone down the celebrations when you’re up 10-0.”

All of that is true, but deep in our hearts we know that the Raptors are going to blow it. 

KD’s injury sounds really bad, but not as bad as the song James Dolan is going to write about it. 

I mean, in a just world, he'd be forced to be a minority owner along side James Dolan. 

Me: *tries to think like a guard*

His tattoos are how mine would be if I had tattoos. Tough scene.