Darren Rovell likes Stage IV Pancreatic cancer so much he records himself watching Jeopardy so that he can Tweet himself watching Trebek’s final episode.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

Green always looks like he’s shooting 3s with a backpack on, but man that was clutch.

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

No. No guy named Len Bias has ever played in the NBA.

we could save ourselves a whole lot of trouble if we just legalized pcp

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

I had some damage to my temporal lobe, so I get these weird episodes that are technically seizures, but not full on twitchers or anything like that. The worst part is telling my doctor about a memory problem or something that I think might be related to the bleed and him saying “well, you are approaching 40...” like…

Plus one here. I had a hemorrhage under different and less dramatic circumstances. Either way I can’t help but immediately feel connected with someone that has also had their skull cracked into. It’s life changing.

Wow, that's 3 of you so far... I expect a Why Your Hemorrhage Sucks article for everyone soon.

So then you know that the brain hemorrhage excuse lasts maybe 6-8 months. I guess it depends on your wife though. Mine got tired of it REAL quick.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

I love how they insist Jason kidd should be on the staff but won’t consider him for head coach.

I’d have to say anybody who starts at point for the Knicks is the most demoralizing player in the NBA.

You have the same clip posted twice.  Where is Boban clip?!

I don’t understand why an event occurring at a known date in the future wouldn’t account for estimated inflation...unless...and hear me out here: hosting the Olympics is a nearly bottomless money pit and is always run by sleazy rich lying assholes.

No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…