Fun fact for all you CLE fans: Trevor Bauer anagrammed = “Ever Our Brat.”

I get it. You’re just going along, minding your own business and then, boom, you listen to some news and you’re racist. 

The news of the day was that your father was outed as a racist though.

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

If you’re traveling around Canada, this is a common site. Most of our switches have natural gas heaters.

...vital to the transportation of billions of tons of freight and people

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

What a time to be alive.

When Melo meets Jabari for the first time:

There were a few post-game takes on a couple of channels where ex-players were like, “Yeah it’s a penalty, but you hate to see that affect the game.” Uh, then don’t line up 2 feet in the neutral zone?

Not sure Dee Ford’s penalty should be on this list. That was a pretty easy call.

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

Just with themselves.

While you’re down here in the comments, a little-late-to-the-game holiday Trump question:

Marchman’s powerfully Marchmanian energy

Eh, I don’t see this as a fundamentals thing—if anything, running to an open spot for a spot-up jumper is a hell of a lot more of a fundamental James Naismith-y thing to do than zipping a bunch of showy touch passes back and forth at a sprint—so much as a stylistic one. Those classic fast-breaks are just fucking…

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.