That’s what I say to the doubters who tell me that a large pizza isn’t a personal pizza.
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It’s like those discount baskets of bread you find at the supermarket. Sure, you’re getting a deal, but then the baguette calls you a pussy and you realize why it was so easy to acquire.
“There’s no other proper word besides ‘collusion’ for that.”
Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.
Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.
If you cheer for your rivals you deserve no respect and will get none.
It is Christmas, friend.
A general feeling that their city bestows upon them a special status among the world’s inhabitants, and a presumption that us lesser mortals recognize this special status implicitly and, in fact, pine for a world in which New York teams seize their rightful place upon their respective thrones?
Getty Images tagged these as Matthew Dellavedova, which is perfect:
“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”
“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”
“The Packers have informed me that there letting me go.”
Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…
Sports media, especially of the baseball and football variety, puts so much stock into “respect” and “legacy”, because the majority of them are former athletes/coaches and have massive egos themselves that they’re always trying to take care of. To them, if you win a Super Bowl for a team, that team owes you undying…
They are afraid he might try to take his own life using a firearm, but will miss and instead hit an innocent bystander.
Please let this man’s shoulder and/or brain be free of crab meat someday.
That clock sure got yeeted, amirite?
I hope this means that now Jimbo has to fight Marshall.
Gus Johnson is trash. Regardless of his shameless humping of bullshit redemption narratives, his hyperactive ferret on angel dust routine has always been awful.
amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet