The feel-good story I needed to start my week. Thank you for this.

A chubby guy who likes to stir up controversy with bombast, a dismissive attitude towards neighboring countries and seemingly fantastical accusations of unfairness is exactly the guy you’d expect to Make América Great Again.

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

That sounds right, actually.

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

Yes, it should say for the 2nd seed. My brain is total garbage.

Given the text, he seems to think Toronto is in the Western Conference.

My FaceBook feed is gonna be filled with Trump’s penis by the end of the year, isn’t it?

I was thinking of a different type of cup in an athletic context and was very confused.

I can’t wait for Lebron to go to the hospital and disagree with the doctor’s diagnosis of Lue’s condition.

Dude’s the only one in the starting blocks too. Lol, that ol bastard’s juicin’...

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

Sorry Bradley I disagree that it was a dumb move. 3 laps to go on a restart you cover the inside line. It is very difficult for someone to go around the outside in turn 1 at St Pete. It can be done but its low percentage move. If someone is going to leave the inside open you are going to go for it.

[Magic Johnson shows Bow Wow where his jersey will go in the Staples Center rafters]

It’s nice to see Michigan State really cracking down on the problems in their athletic department

I’ve seen this episode of Atlanta, it’s Justin Bieber.

“shutting their pants”

I don’t comment online

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio