Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

unfortunately for everyone else she rarely put a decent race together and ended up causing the wrecks herself most of the time

“But the rich are allowed to play by a completely different set of rules!”

The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

I’m Asian and I don’t get how can you be so mad at this.

The IOC, ever the moral compass the world desires, demanded that Ryan Miller remove “Matt Man” from the back of his helmet in 2010. “Matt Man” is a tribute to Miller’s late cousin who died of fucking cancer. Fire the IOC into the sun.

Aw, you ruined it.

Pretty sure most “conservatives” are violently against the principles expressed by the Statue of Liberty

And lo, on February 12th, we found something in 2018 that both Liberals and Conservatives can agree is really, really stupid.

“Reich was one of three candidates reportedly interviewed by Colts GM Chris Ballard after McDaniels turned them down.”

I derive perverse amusement from all the people who are Very Mad On The Internet about the Warriors. So while I don’t actually want to see LeBron team up with GSW, watching heads explode while people freaked out about it would be hilarious.

Friend of mine had a long running affair with Callahan.

Christopher McDonald is a god damn hero. Sometimes I don’t think actors get enough credit for crushing roles that call for them to be epic douche canoes. Let’s Remember Some Douche Canoes.

- Daniel Cosgrove (Richard Bagg - Van Wilder)

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

I’m still so annoyed that name is fucking Tennys. Apologize for that shit.

“I’m certainly not embarrassed by these pants I shit in after a night of heavy drinking. I’m burning them for an entirely different reason.”

ftfy