Whatever. Their helmets look like they had their face too close to the grill when they lit it.

More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?

This is actually a pretty transparent apology* for him.

Good thing we don’t pay the athletes. Otherwise the process could be corrupted...

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

Came to FSU after Notre Dame withdrew his scholarship. Had to boot him because he smoked pot. Would’ve had him, Peter Warrick and Laveranues Coles at wideout that year.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

Hating FSU is fine, but the DB culture there is so great.

So, there’s two ways I see football surviving long term. Either they fundamentally change the way it is played and turn it into basically flag football, or they become blatantly intellectually honest and say “We are well aware of the hazards of playing football, and these young men are well aware and compensated…

Irsay: we partyin or waht

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

Group text:

and if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that NFL front offices have a real strong grasp of QB evaluation

Pats could pick up Kaepernick as a back-up. Boston fans would surely embrace that.

I don’t really see this guy signing Kaepernick.

Not that this is the point, but Ohio State actually finished with the #24 recruiting class in the country and the highest rated class in the Big 10. To be clear, I don’t like or follow Ohio State and had no idea about their recruiting until this article on Beverly made me interested to look it up. I’m not saying that…

Or perhaps yes.

If we are counting owners Draymond is not even in the top 50 biggest pieces of shit in sports.

Ahem.....