• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Except I think they spell it “Bourtles” over there.

“So this chap Bortles is an elite quarterback in the league isn’t he? What about that bloke Flacco?”

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

Hating the Patriots is not biased, it’s just good sense.

I kneeled, but that’s because I got iced.

They completely ruined my Pittsburgh Kneelers joke!

Fair disclosure: all the days UNC requested were in 2021.

As a result he’s now dropped to the third round on the Buccaneers draft board.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

Other facts: Was founded by evangelical abolitionists in 1860, and was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

Wait, when did passive-aggressive Lebron ever leave?

NATRONE MEANS IS NOT WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR

Okay, so one of two things happened here. Either Durant was feeling particularly feisty and wanted to tweet at a hater in the third person, or, as @harrisonmc15 theorizes, he was attempting to use a spoof account to defend his honor and forgot to log out of his main account before tweeting

The Chargers are a good team with an offense that’s fun to watch.

So much LOL here. But your last three, short sentences....

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

I suspect it’s the same people who unfurled the “Racism is as American as Apple Pie” banner on the set of the Paula Deen show.