“Endor2ement is earned.”

Take what you can get, Ronnie. Don’t look a gift basket in the mouth.

I like how three attorneys signed it so that each has plausible deniability over individual passages in that compost heap of a filing.

That’s not just alcoholism. That kind of hallucination can only be achieved through a combination of absinthe, mezcal, and peyote.

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

Fit the description of what? The police didn’t even know what happened.

We believe some people without any evidence, and don’t believe others without all the evidence in the world.

I’ll be waiting til he apologises to give my take

Seriously though, this is some real shit. Financial fraud?
He’s in deep doo-doo.
You need to work for a bank to not go to jail for that shit.

I was hoping he’d explain how the report noted he had his pants around his ankles but no mention of underwear.

Is that seriously your take on this?

“predictable”

“Most people live in a state of fear that they’ll be humiliated in some way.”

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

It’s unhinged and embarrassing for the country when Don Lemon is the one showing gravitas and insight.

Given that we’re now seeing Madden-esque receptions in real life, I think we can conclude that we are living in a computer simulation.

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

As I’ve said many times before, I’m from the south, and have never lived anywhere else. As a southern liberal, I’m part of a tiny minority, and I long ago gave up hope that the region would be joining the rest of the world any fucking time soon. Because this place is populated by people who believe the hype. They…